An explanation may be needed.

I feel it is slightly necessary to give a bit of background to whats going on here.

While a few friends and I were at a bar here in Cincinnati, I received a free "women of Cincinnati rock" calendar. one of my friends began writing things in it, though I did not see a single word he wrote in it.

Later, he told me that he and another of my friends had taken the liberty to write a few of their own 'special' days and events and instructions in the calendar.

I then told him I wouldn't look at the calendar until the new year, and I would only look at the month that we are currently on, and I would attempt to do everything that is written.

and so we begin my calendar project.