April

Here is the calendar for April



April 1st. National Surrogate Mother's Day. Hug a surrogate Mother
April 12th. See Doctor about ear wax buildup
April 18th. Challenge random person to arm wrestling match
April 23rd. Buy moustache wax for moustache
april 27th. Take cat to cat whore

March 24th

And the calendar clearly states...



now... you may be wondering. who he hell is Zac?
well... i'll tell ya.

this is zac



and he is the man responsible for about 90% of the Calendar entries. It is because of this crazy grease monkey, that I am doing these strange things.

Since it's his birthday, I decided, with the help of my lady friend, to make him a cake.

but I should explain something real quick before you see the cake.

I first met zac on the WOXY.com Message boards. There, he is not known as zac. he is known as Handy Smurf.

Anyways. Other than that, I think the cake speaks for itself.





Happy birthday Zac. you crazy guy.

March 20th

The Calendar clearly states that I must...



So, that is what I set off to do. I realized that I did indeed have a bump that was bothering me, and I knew exactly where to go to get it checked.



Inside the office, I told the receptionist of my appointment and waited. There were many educational brochures so I figured I might as well study a few of them.



The doc finally came for me and took me to a room, she then left to get my records in order, and just before she returned, I attempted to give myself a self exam by following some directions. I’m not sure if I was doing it right, but I’m pretty sure I could still feel that bump. And I’m pretty sure the bump was laughing at me. Mocking me. Always mocking!



I’m really not sure what the doc plans to do with this.



The doc returned, and she instructed me, nay, ordered me to take off my shirt. The last thing I wanted to do was anger my doctor, so I did as she said. My shirt went off, and I stepped up to a very strange machine.



I don’t know what kind of voodoo magik is involved with this strange contraption, but I figured I should just trust the doc.



It was all a bit scary really. Especially when I started hearing a strange chuckling noise. I realized it was the doc... And she was laughing at me. It was then that she told me that the bump, was merely my nipple.



Oh nipple... you sure tricked me this time. But next time, you won’t be so lucky.

But hey! They gave me some lollipops and a nifty tote bag on my way out. Awesome!

March 15th

I'm gonna have to edit this one later, as I havent gotten around to it. but i dont want entries to be out of place. so consider this a place holder.