Feb 22nd.

And the calendar says...



Now, apparantly a bunch of highbrow "scientists" and "historians" got together and discovered that the great Mr. washington did NOT in fact have wooden dentures.
They are out to prove that 'the wash', as I call him, is not boring.

Well, its gotta be a conspiracy, coz I can vouce for the pres. having wooden dentures, I mean, I have a set of my own.



and sometimes after you have a banana and penut butter bacon sandwich, you need to give that sucker a good cleaning.
to do it right, you need the right equipment






back in the day, there was non of that wussy denture cleaner that cleans your teeth while you sleep. no. you had to get in there with 'em and scrub away





and sometimes you can take a break so that Lt. dan of team Xtreme can engage in epic warfare with momma duckie





now those my friends, are some clean wooden teeth.

feb 14th

the calendar says:



"yeah love"

not exactly sure what i was supposed to do

so i did this

feb. 12th

the calendar says:



"buy a stovepipe hat"

pretty straightforward.

so off i went to find one.
It didnt take long to find a display with various presidential wear.



yes, I believe this is what I am looking for!



I never knew stovepipe hats came in flat plastic baggies, but hey, what do I know?

I rushed home and quickly put the hat on
but something didnt feel quite right.



Then, it came to me. An idea popping in my head like a pop tart out of a toaster.



I knew what it was I was missing.

No fitting Tribute to Lincons birthday is complete with out a Lincon beard!!



though, I look Amish.

meh, no matter.

anybody want some cheese?


PS: dont mind the calendar photo, i forgot to take a close up of the day, that will be edited soon.

PPS: if you click on the photos you can see a non wierd looking picture

grandma's socks, the finale

And there my friends, is a happy grandma.


ps: that is my girlfriend's grandma.

Feb 6th

And the calendar says....



so, off I went. to the wonderful store that is Target.

If any place was gonna have what was needed to keep gramsy's footies warm... it was there.

so inside I went, and after getting lost a few times in the bra section, I found myself looking at a wall of sock.



and I began to browse. I didn't want to pick up the first sock I saw. I have standards, and so does grammy.
I turned around a corner and contemplated a few other options.


not too bad. they had cute little birds on them and cherries, cause as we know, nothing goes better with cherries than birds. But, they were thin, and would be no good at warming a foot, let alone two feet.
my search went on.

more were found, but they were still too thin. and... man...that sock girl has huge boobies.


turn another corner and more thin socks! how is a grams supposed to keep her feet warm?! aww...but look at the animals. so cute. OMG.



I was a little distracted when I came across these



dude, dinosaurs look so AWESOME on me!!

ahem... back to business.



yes! those looked perfect! ping pong pink?! that's like, the best color ever! and they look warm too.
yes, I think, that my search finally came to an end. the ping pong pink socks would do.



success.

now, I have to get this delivered to grandma.

to be continued...

February 1st

who is amy you ask?

one of the 2 friends who are responsible for this here calendar. she is also known on the woxy message boards as Emerald2727.

any ways... its her (air quote marks)her birthday (end air quote marks)


ok, I found out its not really her birthday... it's the one month aniversary of her birthday.

but hey, that deserves a toast dont you think!

so friends gathered at the local pub, where they have a club named after her



and we had a toast.

so

here's to you amy/emerald2727

here's to your one month aniversary of the aniversary of your birth

February!! (and i apologize for the lateness of this post)

Here is the calendar for February..





1st: amy's "birthday"
6th: buy socks for grandma
12th: buy a stovepipe hat
14th: yeah love
22nd: get wooden dentures cleaned
27th: yodel like you mean it.