jan 28th

and the calendar says:



and so, Armed with my trusty Spatula, Flip, I began the quest of making, and eating, a bacon sandwich.



you know whats Amazing... I had no idea that there was a diet that consisted of bacon. but wow... this package is recommended by the South Beach diet. i think i love you South Beach Diet.



and now, it was time to begin the cooking of the bacon.
i tried to do some abracadabra magic on the pieces to make them cook... but i dont think im a powerful enough wizard yet



"its okay master" said Flip to me
"this is what i was bred for"

so off Flip went, fufilling his teflon destiny




I had to, of course, administer a taste test. it wasnt that i didnt trust Flip... he had served me well for months... but i just HAD to make sure the bacon was exquisit.
"Flip... you've done it again... it tastes deelish"
"thank you master, i live to serve you"
"thats what i like to hear"


After making every single piece of bacon in the package, it was now time to begin the building. I remembered the immortal quote from field of dreams... "if you build it, it'll taste awesome".



I thought for a moment... 'this bacon sandwich is going to need an extra bit of flare'
and so, it was decided, i would add the most holy of ingredients








the massive beauty was ready for consumtion.
and so... i began... to eat, The bacon sandwich




Oh bacon sandwich, how i love thee
i would write poems about thee
i would sing songs
i would drink wine while i obliterate your face



however... after what seemed like an eternity... I could not continue.
i was defeated by the mighty beast that was the bacon sandwich.
it was to much for a humble man such as my self to handle.

Jan 25th.

the calendar says


and so i must do.

Jan. 19th

and on the 19th, i had to ...


and this is what I came up with....

Enjoy

Jan 15th.

And according to the Mystical Calendar, I have to







So, off i went.

I headed over to my "homie's" "crib" to kick the evening off.



I started to get hungry, so we decided take a ride to find some tasty food things.






of course, we had to be bumpin some fine tunes.

the choice was an incredibly difficult one.



shiiiit, just listen to that bass



We made it to popeyes, and had some wooonderfuly tasty chicken
























good times



















It felt only right, after the wonderous meal, to go to the nearest store, and grab myself some 40 oz's.
sadly, there were no Colt 45's, so i had to settle for Magnum
























by this point, I had also seen fit to get myself a grill.
it was only right son.




















The last thing to do, was to pour some out for all my homies


























and with that, came the end of the calendar's day.
peace out.

Mime Convention

the 4th of January

and According to the calendar, it was the day of the ...


So I headed to the one place there might be such a glorious event here in the Nati.


I was super excited... the last time i was this excited was when i sneezed a carrot cube out of my nose... good times.

i started strutting my finely tuned Mime Moves


something just wasnt right though


i decided that i should just try the door and go into where the silent action would be happening


aaargh, but the door was locked... WHY? frustration began to set in.


i was utterly perplexed... there was no mime convention... why? what else could be more exciting than a mime convention?


balls.

The month of January

This is what January looks like.

An explanation may be needed.

I feel it is slightly necessary to give a bit of background to whats going on here.

While a few friends and I were at a bar here in Cincinnati, I received a free "women of Cincinnati rock" calendar. one of my friends began writing things in it, though I did not see a single word he wrote in it.

Later, he told me that he and another of my friends had taken the liberty to write a few of their own 'special' days and events and instructions in the calendar.

I then told him I wouldn't look at the calendar until the new year, and I would only look at the month that we are currently on, and I would attempt to do everything that is written.

and so we begin my calendar project.